Women Suck

So, I realize that I've mentioned "Just move on" several times without making a few things clear.

I understand that it hurts to be rejected, it really does. There are men out there who have been absolutely torn apart because of a woman somewhere, and that is okay. It's okay to be sad, it's okay to be upset. I know that it's hard to approach women when you're afraid their going to say no, and that sometimes it's not just so easy to go up to a girl and lay things out on the table.

But before you end up scarred for life because some stupid girl played whack-a-mole with your heart and now you can't talk to women, just realize that dating women really kind of sucks.

Sure, women are pretty and we have soft skin and cute laughs, we tend to smell good and we all have boobs, which is awesome. But we're also the people that make you get out of bed in the middle of the night to get us a glass of water, even though we're perfectly capable of getting off our own asses and getting it ourselves. We turn into period zombies every 28 days. We make you celebrate pointless holidays where you treat us like princesses (Valentine's day anyone?) and we love it. I am not innocent of this, I love it when I receive flowers, even though they're expensive and just going to die in three days. It's because I kind of just suck as a female.

But we're not these magical, unique creatures that deserve to be worshiped and admired for everything we do that is feminine.

It doesn't matter how hot a girl is, just realize that somewhere, someone is sick of her shit.

And we're all pretty much the same. Sometimes we have quirks that make us stand out, but if you date enough of us, we'll all start to run together. Do you know why some men will take a girl to a romantic restaurant thinking that it was where they had their first date, only to remember that it was actually where he took his ex? It's because nearly every relationship you have will have similarities. Take most women to dinner on a date, she'll order a dish, kind of push her food around and try not to look like a pig, make polite conversation, and then smile when the check comes. You'll talk about the same things you do with every female, you'll walk her to the door, you'll have the same first kiss over and over and over again with different women.

Later, she'll put tampons in your medicine cabinet, make you pose for cheesy pictures, she'll bitch and moan about her weight even though she's skinny, she'll cry when a generic character dies in a chick flick.

Maybe not every woman will do those things, but if you've been in a few relationships, you know what I'm talking about.

Just realize that if a girl turns you down, it's just an opportunity to move onto a different (but not really different) female, who will most likely be just as good, if not better.